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[redthedragon]

*holds Wildrider and Vortex up next to each other* you two are so close to being the same kind of person but you are not

to summarize a lot of complicated thoughts into one small line, vortex and wildrider are both guys who Just Do Shit because the insides of their brains are very bad places to be and takning provocative action at everyone around them is a good way to make real life louder than whatever that is

but wildrider thinks "explosion" is the ideal form of distraction and vortex thinks "person getting really mad or upset or something" is the ideal form of distraction

and so wildrider is just fine as long as you don't mind him shredding your clothing and your furniture and your books and lighting your papers on fire and maybe like putting your belongings in a blender. vortex will like also do that but only if it'll make you really mad. vortex will kill small animals in front of you because he wants to watch your face crumple in horror while he smiles and makes eye contact and wildrider will kill small animals in front of you because it's funny to watch the viscera and char fly when he feeds them explosives and if you ask him to just blow something else up and provide him, like, a fruit or something he'll be like "sure". vortex will do all sorts of interpersonal violence upon you to watch you twitch and scream and get your back up and wildrider will do whatever kinds of interpersonal violence look like "destroying things with explosives and knives" and nothing else

in conclusion: wildrider and vortex both have adhd but vortex is mean. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Comments

[sexytronians]

Very good ted talk, thank you.