[fic] "i need to be the hottest person in this 7-11"

2022-09-16 01:53
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i need to be the hottest person in this 7-11 (5377 words) by Red Dragon
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers Generation One
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Drag Strip/Vortex (Transformers), Drag Strip & Motormaster (Transformers), Background Wildrider/Brawl, Background Wildrider & Drag Strip
Characters: Drag Strip (Transformers), Motormaster (Transformers), Vortex (Transformers), Onslaught (Transformers), Brawl (Transformers), Swindle (Transformers), Wildrider (Transformers)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Dark Crack, Grocery Store, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Murder, Tags Are Hard
Summary:

Motormaster narrowed his eyes. “Drag Strip, what the fuck are you doing?”

“Burying a body. The fuck does it look like?” Drag Strip gestured with one muddy hand. “Playing fucking hopscotch?”

“Let me rephrase,” Motormaster said, and oooooooohhh he was mad mad. “Drag Strip. Why are you in Onslaught’s garden burying a body, when I sent you to get fucking groceries?”

Drag Strip has an interesting time buying groceries.
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read this lmfao
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2022-05-08 23:07
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hello i am here to pitch my newest weird-ass rarepair to someone. anyway for your consideration: wildrider/brawl

It just WORKS. Think about it. It just works.
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fic - "between a vortex and a hard place"

2022-05-06 06:48
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between a vortex and a hard place (846 words) by Red Dragon
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Transformers Generation One
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Breakdown/Vortex (Transformers)
Characters: Breakdown (Transformers), Vortex (Transformers), Brawl (Transformers)
Additional Tags: Dubious Consent, Exhibitionism
Summary:

Vortex and Breakdown have very different ideas of what a satisfying relationship should include, like "sex games entirely intended to cause your partner completely unreasonable levels of misery for your own amusement" and "intentionally causing problems for each other".

Or: Vortex has a conversation through the berthroom door while balls deep in Breakdown. Breakdown is Not Pleased.



hewwo i am Back At It with more Breakdown torment fanfiction LMAO
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chaotic sadomasochist helicopter, OC edition [art dump]

2022-04-23 03:24
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the 'bad syndrome' meme, edited to say: bait syndrome. instead of brain there is a helicopter. like this, and then a drawing of bait inside someone's head waving
Bait, a black and red Transformer with claws and sharp teeth, slides onto the screen, trailing energon from both hands. She pauses and then lunges at the viewer, mask opening so she can swallow them whole.
Two illustrations of the same character from the previous gif, now posing in a more static way. In the background, faded, she faces to the right and stares off into the distance; in front of that she does a tits-and-ass pose with a very long gun in her colors. Behind her, a vertical text feature reads 'Bait of nowhere, really'
also there are some wips on my main computer that i'm not plugging in because i don't have the self-control not to draw more and frankly my hands are going to FALL OFF if i do but be warned that there is more.

also obligatory "this one isn't bait but it's about her" meme redraw because i just think it's funny
a drawing of Vortex and Brawl sitting side by side in a shuttle in black and white. Brawl asks: Why does Bait call you chewtoy? Vortex, rotors twitching, replies: How about we stop talking for a little while.

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