Some Thoughts on Motormaster

2022-10-25 00:46
redthedragon: Gray and gold anthro dragon. (Default)
Crossposted from Tumblr here.

okay okay like so i am like. literally foaming at the mouth about motormaster all the time lately. for like the last two? weeks ? something like that.

anyway i love this fucking truck so much. he is awful and he sucks, and for some reason this is deeply endearing to me personally. I llove him. I have feelings for and about him. I am going to kill him to dead with my own two bare human hands and he can't stop me. because I love him.

( nearly 2000 words of me rambling about Motormaster )

anyway i am going to eat him like a fucking candy bar. i love him. he sucks.




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2022-07-09 12:40
redthedragon: Vortex from Transformers turning to look at the camera with an expression of moderate surprise. (Vortex)
*holds Wildrider and Vortex up next to each other* you two are so close to being the same kind of person but you are not

to summarize a lot of complicated thoughts into one small line, vortex and wildrider are both guys who Just Do Shit because the insides of their brains are very bad places to be and takning provocative action at everyone around them is a good way to make real life louder than whatever that is

but wildrider thinks "explosion" is the ideal form of distraction and vortex thinks "person getting really mad or upset or something" is the ideal form of distraction

and so wildrider is just fine as long as you don't mind him shredding your clothing and your furniture and your books and lighting your papers on fire and maybe like putting your belongings in a blender. vortex will like also do that but only if it'll make you really mad. vortex will kill small animals in front of you because he wants to watch your face crumple in horror while he smiles and makes eye contact and wildrider will kill small animals in front of you because it's funny to watch the viscera and char fly when he feeds them explosives and if you ask him to just blow something else up and provide him, like, a fruit or something he'll be like "sure". vortex will do all sorts of interpersonal violence upon you to watch you twitch and scream and get your back up and wildrider will do whatever kinds of interpersonal violence look like "destroying things with explosives and knives" and nothing else

in conclusion: wildrider and vortex both have adhd but vortex is mean. thank you for coming to my tedtalk
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2021-07-24 19:43
redthedragon: Gray and gold anthro dragon. (Default)
Was talking to Kem [tumblr.com profile] optimusprmesdisapprovingeyebrows about Large Igneous Provinces (LIPs) and Cybertron and floated the idea of basaltic LIPs being the origin of hot spots on Cybertron, given that Kem (whomst knows things about geography) suggested that they figured that most natural LIPs would be sulfuric rather than basaltic, and i'm personally extremely in love with the way basaltic trap formations look because they are the sexiest landforms ever. or at least close to it. anyway i'm still stuck on that.

primus takes a whole bunch of the stuff that makes good Robot Bits and puts a whole buncha robot seeds in it and then essentially bleeds it all over the surface of cybertron in a massive, destructive event that virtually ensures that whatever was on top of the hot spot won't get in the way when the little robots start sprouting. (you will not take my plant metaphors away from me, i love thinking about transformers developing like seeds germinating. i will not stop)

Anyways, thoughts? Comments, input? I absolutely adore the idea of this super-destructive version of hot spots forming, personally. it seems Fitting


Original post can be found here, though the idea of Cybertronian hot spots being LIPs was suggested in a private chat: https://optimusprmesdisapprovingeyebrows.tumblr.com/post/657472487464075264/do-you-think-there-are-any-lips-on-cybertron
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