redthedragon: Gray and gold anthro dragon. (Default)
Chomp. (5000 words) by Red Dragon
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Transformers Generation One
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Drag Strip & Wildrider (Transformers), Motormaster/Wildrider (Transformers)
Characters: Wildrider (Transformers), Drag Strip (Transformers), Dead End (Transformers), Breakdown (Transformers), Motormaster (Transformers)
Additional Tags: Motormaster-Typical Behavior, Biting, Mouth injury, Teeth, Injury, Hiding Medical Issues, sort of.
Summary:

Wildrider is really good at biting things, apparently. It never occurred to him that no one else could bite through their own tongue. Why would he have to think about that?

But the other Stunticons are so shocked that he bit a chunk of his tongue off. This calls for experimentation. If he's not supposed to be able to bite through that but he can, what else can he bite through?



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Mind the tags, but this is like 80% shitpost and the tone isn't terribly dark if I did it right.

i'll crosspost this one to stuntmechs tomorrow if i'm satisfied with the writing quality tomorrow. i'm just pleased it worked out to exactly 5000 words without basically any effort, that was cool
redthedragon: Gray and gold anthro dragon. (Default)
pun in, ten dead (1233 words) by Red Dragon
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers Generation One
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Vortex (Transformers), Breakdown (Transformers)
Additional Tags: Threats, Bad Puns
Summary:

Breakdown is guarding the storeroom, the most boring job ever. Except Vortex is here, and he wants in.

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behold, another "vortex and stupid puns" fic, now featuring breakdown :D

redthedragon: Gray and gold anthro dragon. (Default)
i need to be the hottest person in this 7-11 (5377 words) by Red Dragon
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers Generation One
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Drag Strip/Vortex (Transformers), Drag Strip & Motormaster (Transformers), Background Wildrider/Brawl, Background Wildrider & Drag Strip
Characters: Drag Strip (Transformers), Motormaster (Transformers), Vortex (Transformers), Onslaught (Transformers), Brawl (Transformers), Swindle (Transformers), Wildrider (Transformers)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Dark Crack, Grocery Store, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Murder, Tags Are Hard
Summary:

Motormaster narrowed his eyes. “Drag Strip, what the fuck are you doing?”

“Burying a body. The fuck does it look like?” Drag Strip gestured with one muddy hand. “Playing fucking hopscotch?”

“Let me rephrase,” Motormaster said, and oooooooohhh he was mad mad. “Drag Strip. Why are you in Onslaught’s garden burying a body, when I sent you to get fucking groceries?”

Drag Strip has an interesting time buying groceries.
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read this lmfao
redthedragon: Vortex from Transformers turning to look at the camera with an expression of moderate surprise. (Vortex)
please enjoy this very silly two panel comic i done drew today
Motormaster sits surrounded by the other stunticons. He is really angry and he is wearing a shirt with purple text that reads 'to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women'

Vortex sits surrounded by the other Combaticons, in the direction Motormaster was looking. He is wearing the yellow version of Motormaster's shirt and it reads 'to crusm your ememies, see tmem drivem befpre you, and to heabr the lamemtatioms of the momem'

I saw a picture of the typo version of the shirt on tumblr here and I could not rest until I drew some kind of joke with it. the original quote is from Conan the Barbarian, I think? no idea.

ok ok because this is My Blog i will add a bajillion headcanons and nonsense under the cut
Read more... )
redthedragon: Gray and gold anthro dragon. (Default)
between a vortex and a hard place (846 words) by Red Dragon
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Transformers Generation One
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Breakdown/Vortex (Transformers)
Characters: Breakdown (Transformers), Vortex (Transformers), Brawl (Transformers)
Additional Tags: Dubious Consent, Exhibitionism
Summary:

Vortex and Breakdown have very different ideas of what a satisfying relationship should include, like "sex games entirely intended to cause your partner completely unreasonable levels of misery for your own amusement" and "intentionally causing problems for each other".

Or: Vortex has a conversation through the berthroom door while balls deep in Breakdown. Breakdown is Not Pleased.



hewwo i am Back At It with more Breakdown torment fanfiction LMAO