tumblr crosspost: i am writing deeply self indulgent nonsense.
not finishing this shit tonight so have a few snippets from this nonsense. based off some prompt i reblogged earlier- your ocs get set up on a blind date and decide they're going to fake date for a month before having a messy fake breakup to stick it to their friendgroups.
anyway since i am not finishing it, and rex is being
spectacularly annoying, i should share the funny snippets.
Rex came back a couple minutes later, shot in hand, and downed it before slamming it on the table—tilting it again, to Haven’s annoyance— and then leaned back in his seat. “So, I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. Which is great, I’m not on the market and I am super fucking not interested. But, you know, you’re stacked to hell and back, and, what are you, six five? Six six? Are you wearing heels? You look too tall for six six—”
“Seven five, and I am not wearing heels,” Haven said.
“What, did your parents feed you steroids instead of spinach as a kid?” Rex said, sounding momentarily flabbergasted.
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“Huh. Would’ve figured you for a sub. No one walks into a kink bar in that many straps and considers it an advertisement that they dom.”
“These are my work clothes.”
“What are you, a professional dominatrix? Don’t answer that, I can see your eyebrow getting all scrunchy, I know you’re not a professional dominatrix because you’re honestly not chill enough. Don’t tell me what you do, I literally couldn’t care less.”
“I’m a data analyst,” Haven said, mostly because he said he didn’t want to hear it.
“What? Boring as fuck. Vanilla ass job. Hand over the leather, you don’t deserve it. Fucking data analyst. What, did you major in accounting? Do a minor in mathematics? Boring ass."
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Rex scoffed and flicked his crushed-out cigarette at Haven. Haven, in response, anger flaring brightly, reached out and grabbed a handful of Rex’s hair and yanked him across the table. “Don’t do that again. I have had a long and trying day.”
“Let me suck your dick about it then,” Rex said, not sounding even remotely cowed.
anyway the plot of this is meetcute fluff nonsense as butchered by my beloved idiots but the
content of it is, apparently, 90% "Rex sassing Haven in ways he physically doesn't know how to respond to and then laughing at him" sadfhsdhfflskdfgsdla
postscript: dunno why it keeps saying there's supposed to be an image. ill see if i can fix that
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