If you follow my ao3 you may have noticed that I posted something to the tune of 20+ fics today. and also if you were paying attention you may have noticed that I was also asking for prompts today and all the fics are short as hell. yes i did write these all today and then posted them as i went.
1. watch your step - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40885263
Wheeljack fucks up his knee trying to get the job done, but he's not going to let that stop him.
Warnings: Non-graphic injury
2. impotent threats - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40886244
you've got a murderous helicopter tied up in your bed. This can only end badly, but before that…
well, before that, you might as well enjoy yourself.
Second-person reader-on-Vortex "in media res" violent rape that's established to have been going on for a while and he's really mad about it.
Warnings: Rape/Noncon, Non-Graphic Injury, Non-Consensual Bondage
3. way above me, find you there - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40886871
Onslaught thinks about Blast Off and whether or not they count as "friends".
4. same old story - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40887144
Literally just Megatron and Optimus fighting, g1 grapple-on-the-ground style.
Warnings: violence.
5. I swear this time I'm getting back to good - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40887330
Impactor decides to work with Carnivac. Double drabble, set around the end of Sins of the Wreckers.
6. Negotiate This - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40887678
Megatron wants the Autobots to surrender. After all, he has their Prime.
Prowl knows better than to accept these ridiculous terms, though. No matter what Megatron does to his leader, he knows better than to think Optimus would ever be okay with them.
Warnings: NSFW, Rape/Noncon, Non-Graphic Violence, what may be the world's cruelest fade to black honestly
7. The Joy of Consumption - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40887918
Tarantulas eats someone, like he wanted to do to Cheetor.
Warnings: NSFW, Graphic Injury, Cannibalism/Hard Vore, debatable noncon/rape depending on how sexual you want to read it
8. Stop Moving - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40888308
No one wants to do Vortex's tune-ups, but someone has to. Today that someone is Hook.
Warnings: NSFW, One-sided Attraction, Vortex being a sex pest in Hook's general direction
9. I told you to hold still - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40888824
TFW this fucker keeps coming into the medical wing because he's injured and will not stop trying to get you to jerk him off about it
Warnings: NSFW, Self-Inflicted Injury, One-sided Attraction, Vortex being a sex pest in Hook's general direction
10. Old Traditions and New Experiences - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40890102
it's take your not-quite-rehabilitated knife catboy to temple day in New Crystal City and Wing is going to make sure Drift participates. Projection train goes brr, I'm Jewish and I'm making the New Crystal City's religious practices feel like going to shul and you can't stop me.
11. Great. - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40891410
Bumblebee gets shot with an experimental weapon. Time to figure out what it's done to him. G1-style silliness.
12. just another lab accident - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40892865
Wheeljack's blown half his torso off. How come he and Ratchet are so chill about all this?
Or: Ratchet and Wheeljack have an arrangement, much to the bafflement of some of the other Autobots.
Warnings: NSFW, Graphic Injury
13. quick tour - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40894308
Skullsmasher and Hun-Grr get along from the get-go.
Warnings: Non-Graphic Violence
14. deterrent - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40894548
Some idiot's laid hands on First Aid and Buzzsaw and Vortex are here to show the entirety of the galaxy why that is a very bad, very fatal idea.
This one is set in @cleverthylacine's Voice of Stanix AU which I enjoy a lot! You can find it here. Deterrent has been officially canonized to VOS which I'm very excited about haha.
Warnings: Major Character Death, Non-Graphic Injury, implication doing heavy lifting
15. go on, Doctor, smile. - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40894959
Pharma needs Tarn to let him put a sabotaged part in his chest. How better than to play like he'd been beaten? And how better to pretend (ugh) that his pride had been beaten out of him (ugh, Primus) than to let the fucking asshole fuck him?
One of probably several attempts to kill Tarn before Pharma went fully scorched-earth and tried out killing all his patients in order to maybe get Tarn with a virus.
Warnings: NSFW, Noncon/Rape, Graphic Depictions of Violence, general emotional Bad
16. "I'm gonna die if- " - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40895442
Vortex is one good hard rub away from an orgasm and he needs it so bad, First Aid, please stop worrying about the near-fatal wound in his chest, please please please.
First Aid would really appreciate it if his fuckbuddy would have one iota more self-preservation and stopped begging him to jerk him off so First Aid could keep him from offlining on the spot and THEN jerk him off. Please.
Warnings: NSFW, graphic injury
17. you've got to be kidding - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40895661
Seriously, can't Megatron ever just stay dead?
18. Favorite - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40896126
Shattered Glass - Impactor and Bulkhead are playing all sorts of games with each other.
Well, mostly just Impactor. Bulkhead is just having fun with the game.
Warnings: NSFW, Noncon/Rape, general SG!Autobot crunchiness
19. stop going off into trouble. - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40896459
oneshot of Redshift and Astrotrain cuddling and talking after the events of Transmissions from Cybertron
20. Sharing Stuff (Sharing Snuff) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40896717
Vortex and Dead End share an interest. Vortex might as well help him get hooked up with some of the good shit. It's just so interesting to see from the outside.
Warnings: NSFW
21. Sit and Stay - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40897065
Hook knows how to deal with Vortex now. Followup to "Stop Moving" and "I told you to hold still", contains less of Vortex being a sex pest.
Warnings: soft NSFW, injuries
22. HURRY UP - https://archiveofourown.org/works/40897698
Vortex and Wheeljack both have an interest in some fairly extreme painplay. Except Vortex is essentially on parole, and he's worried that actually doing anything might reflect badly on him.
Wheeljack just kind of really wants to get this show on the fucking road immediately because come on, just fuck him already please.
Warnings: NSFW
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